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OK friends, this was a doozy. Eventually I figured out that my system clock was running twice as fast as it was supposed to through playing a certain game https://store.steampowered.com/app/600370/Paradigm/ with a rate that was way too fast. Once I reset my BIOS settings, the problem stopped! I have no idea what was misconfigured, but DAMN! That was a bitch to diagnose.