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DON'T PUT A POOL UDER A PINE TREE

Why? This is fucking why! Put the kid's playset on Craigslist to make room for the pool, she never fucking plays on it anyways!

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SHE. NEVER. GOES. OUTSIDE. GET. RID. OF. THE. PLAYSET.

Steak.

Perfection.
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Shit, I'm going to need more couch-to-fridge stickers! SHIRLEY!!!!!

FUCK TRUCK!

<3 ECLIPSE!

New car, w00ts! Jesus this thing is fast! 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse 3.6L V6. VROOM!">Image/photoImage/photo

OMG, poor truck!

Who did this to you, sweet child?Image/photo

HELP ME!

What in the everloving fuck is going on here????? https://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc?t=106

From the couch to the fridge

Yeah, you run, I get it, but I'm fatter and therefore, happier. Ol' Shirley has a vinyl printer, and I have ideas!
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Look at these magnificent bastards:Image/photo

FUCK

Idiot brakes are fucking fucked. Is it the master cylinder? Or rust on the big metal fucker behind it? Calling my baller negihbour to push the brake while I get brake fluid shot in my eye ala the work xmas party where Bruce ruined it with his masturbation.

My pool, for cosmicfires

Shit's going VIRAL, dawg.

I hope its everything you wanted: https://youtu.be/3NFb91TicmU
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